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And Republicans. I expect the leadership is more than willing to deal with losing a seat for two years in exchange for not having to carry this millstone. They dodged a bullet.

The National, Sleep Well Beast

I picked up Cheap Trick’s Christmas album on Black Friday, and it is... pretty much exactly what you expect. It’s mostly covers of Christmas rock songs by the likes of Slade, Wizzard, and the Kinks, as well as a few originals. And yes, it rocks hard.

By an alligator. You have to fit that somewhere in there. Oh, and in a canal, though that’s more of a South Florida Man twist.

It’s literally a “Florida Man says ‘Hold my beer.’” post. lol

You’re consenting adults, so kink on. Also never repeat this in public again, please.

Just gotta get through this, Melania, she thinks as she walks through the whispering wood. Just gotta get through this.

Remember it’s Trump and he’s racist as fuck. He can say “soft on crime” to a man who prosecutes Klan members for killing African-American children, because he doesn’t actually see that as a crime. Likewise the bombing of a women’s health clinic. I bet they did abortions in there, after all.

Anything passed 4x distilled is just being pompous, or possibly because you’re distilling from a crap base and need to cover it up.

God Bless Texas Women.

Maybe you missed the point. Jaylen was in high school a few years ago. He’s had to grow up and be more mature in a shorter amount of time than most people his age (I’m 24) to be where he’s at today.

That’s horrible.

I have to say that I’m not glad. She is not a good rapper. Not clever, not unique, and in that “Bodak Yellow” song she sounds like she has a speech impediment. I don’t want just any woman to be a mainstream rapper; I want a talented, witty woman with some skills to be a mainstream rapper. Hip hop has gone seriously

Oh my god, I can relate to this. Went through his phone when he went to the bathroom cause he had been pretty damn bad about hiding it earlier that day. Bam. Most recent text convo.

Yeah everyone who is convicted is guilty. The US legal system is perfect, never discriminates.

You wouldn’t say that if you had been convicted at 19 for banging the 16 year old to whom you are now married with three kids, thirty years later.

Do your ears start ringing? I get so dizzy and nauseated, but my ears starting to ring are the first sign.

As a hip-hop fan, nothing is wrong with their names. Names have been funky since the 80s. What’s wrong with them are their whack ass mumble rapping. These kids refuse to rhyme, they speak unintelligible syllables to a beat, thereby eliminating the most difficult skill of rapping. That’s MY old-man-get-off-my-lawn-rant.

I only know about Offset because of that awesome, AWESOME spat they were involved in during the BET awards:

They’re flash in the pannrs who are using up all of their “stay famous for a minute longer” tricks way too early.