Believe me, I don’t get it, not even a little bit. Any day now as the free world continues to crumble before our eyes, there will be a massive outpouring of guesses as to what this child is going to name her child. As Syria turns into a mass grave; as our democracy crumbles I to the sea; as women continue to be…

I believe that you might be misconstruing my comment. I am not commenting on the individuals that care about or are even obsessed with this baby, and her baby. My critique is with the media complex and a society at large that allows and encourages this to happen on a grand scale while on the day of this baby’s birth…

Meanwhile, back in the real world, there was the documented death of 33 civilians, including 13 children and 5 women, at the hands of Syrian Regime forces and Russian Forces, on Thursday, February 1, 2018. Kongratufuckinglations. Here’s a photo for your frame.

Ivanka, my grandmother would like her tablecloth back.

I only have time for a very quick reply as I am about to board a flight with my emotional support gerbil...

Double Stoli, rocks, with a twist, in my underwear. I work at home...

Eric Clapton, “461 Ocean Boulevard”. Was Slowhand ever any better than on this record?

AC/DC, back in black

No no no, once again, life is only sacred until birth, then you’re on your own.

My vote is for Go, Go West. If it’s good enough for these lads it should be good enough for Kimye.

My apologies, I was just trying to be funny.

I am a pretty well adjusted and rather normal guy. Christ on a cracker can someone please tell me why I find Tiffany so hot and why Mrs. Phallus allows me to call her “Tiffany” during relations. Please, someone tell me why!

Unpopular opinion but I could not agree with you more.

The f-52 is being sold to Norway along with the phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range. #losers

Before I start I need to say RIP to Fast Eddy Clark, the last of the original members of Motorhead. Fare The Well rockstar.

It will be, yes. Just really want to get it right as not to waste time and money.

OMG, that bread is the best! Slather some manuka honey on it and my day is instantly off to a good start.

Thanks for the feedback. I am actually trying other water repellent threads that might be more comfortable and easier to pull. Maybe like a polyester cotton blend.

What if the tampon string was coated in wax? That way if it accidentally gets peed on, the liquid will just run right off.

1. Fats Waller, “a handful of keys”.