Sour Cream is for dip. Mayo and buttermilk is for salad dressing.

Worked on ships in the Navy. Took my candy bar Nokia up the mast (tall part of the ship). Pulled a tool out of my bag and watched the phone drop 30 feet to the deck of the ship..... Bounce once and go over the side about a hundred feet to the floor of the metal drydock. Resounding boom. Lucky it didn't kill someone.