Arriba mi CHUY!!!!

Meanwhile, here's the sound of the Xbox One starting up.

Pff, it's no Dreamcast.

Yeah it's basically Eleanor with a front end resembling a late model Roadrunner. Makes me think of those unlicensed cars you get in a game like GTA.

First thought? Thundercougarfalconbird.

False badging. It is the most irritating thing I've ever seen on a car. Especially classics, where it seems even more common because no one wants a base model Camaro or Mustang, it needs to be a Z/28 or a Shelby. Apparently cloning is the solution.

Surprised not to see this here already.

Fake portholes...

I hate these things... what's the point? I don't drive any safer around those cars than I do any other car.

Hands down.

The first one gives off a Captain Harlock vibe.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!

...it's pretty much the vuvuzella of the gun world, amped up to 11... it's glorious.

Yeah that was totally hard in Jet Fighter.

Here's some footage of it in motion.

PC...

Cool, but not as cool as 8 floppy drives playing the Doom E1M1 theme.

The Doom song?

I was hoping for remarkable collisions.

Monicaa was in the first one, not the second.

Next time, try to make a pass while remaining on the ground. It's almost always faster and safer than this midair maneuver.