Parademons? I can barely finish one demon!

You think that's awkward? I was in a silverchair cover band called Israel's Son.

Why no space between "Ghost" and "Busters"? Why no gorilla? Why no Larry Storch? I don't even know what these people are doing!

Gangs of New York and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles getting trashed in the same article? Granted, they're basically the same movie, but come on!

64 Deadpools agree…

Certain melodies and riffs are repeated throughout popular music, and the "low note descends by half steps, repeats" is one of the most common. This is because it sounds good and is easy to play on a guitar. If everyone who repeated a chord progression got sued, songwriting would be impossible.

Sure, but parsing the specifics of elaborate mythologies is half the fun!
"The MCU takes place in an alternate universe where human interaction between alien races and the developments of real world inventors like Howard Stark have lead to a society with far more KABOOM! Whoosh…CLANG! BUZZCLIKBUZZzz… pa-TOW pa-TOW!…

I enjoy Beck's albums and go to his concerts whenever possible, but there's something about accepting either "hardcore Beck fan" or "Beckster" as a title that I'm really uncomfortable with.

Mr…Reitman. The purpose of film making is to serve mankind. You seem to regard film making as some kind of dodge… or hustle. Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe, your methods are sloppy, and your conclusions are highly questionable! You are a poor filmmaker, Mr. Reitman!

Mr…Reitman. The purpose of film making is to serve mankind. You seem to regard film making as some kind of dodge… or hustle. Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe, your methods are sloppy, and your conclusions are highly questionable! You are a poor filmmaker, Mr. Reitman!

Iron Man 3! Iron Man 3! It's excitement that I crave, so this movie's for me!

Iron Man 3! Iron Man 3! It's excitement that I crave, so this movie's for me!

Just look at Miley Cyrus' attempt at "dancing" like a "grunge person"!

Just look at Miley Cyrus' attempt at "dancing" like a "grunge person"!

I discovered just how much I loved music after receiving Radiohead's OK Computer for my 14th birthday. Shortly afterwards, I was on my way to my first concert, Radiohead with Spiritualized opening. Because my good friend, for whom the second ticket was intended, had been thwarted by his parents from going, my mom…

I discovered just how much I loved music after receiving Radiohead's OK Computer for my 14th birthday. Shortly afterwards, I was on my way to my first concert, Radiohead with Spiritualized opening. Because my good friend, for whom the second ticket was intended, had been thwarted by his parents from going, my mom…

"Jurassic Park IV: How The Hell Did You Talk Me Into Coming Back to This Awful Place Again?!"

"Jurassic Park IV: How The Hell Did You Talk Me Into Coming Back to This Awful Place Again?!"

Shadowy Men On A Shadowy Planet? Good for them!

Shadowy Men On A Shadowy Planet? Good for them!