"this shift is to long"

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"Eyjafjallajokul" is also what Peter Gammons mistakenly tweets when he blows his load.

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Gammons: [plunks into oversized chair in office heavily]

Kyle, I think that's a fine-ass racist drive she went on for a couple minutes there, kind of like an Eagles offensive possession.

A good call by the organization during training camp, since Minnesota will spend most of the season having to settle with a punter.

fuck barry goldwater

I honestly can't answer that with much surety. My understanding so far is that yes, those currently followed by Deadspin, io9, etc, will still be visible in the main comments section of the particular site they are followed by. If that actually works, what with the quick change being made so suddenly, remains to be…

Hey folks,

WHOOPDIE FUCKIN' DOO. Boehner's only said "no" in 15 years of interviews.

It's quite lovely to know climate change won't end hockey.

A working fax line, for starters.

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This Is The Only Glimpse Into Arjen Robben's Soul We'll Ever Need

Field: [cries over name]

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