<i>Coming out is now a stage-managed media event, scripted and choreographed in a way that ensures America receives only the most telegenic version of what at bottom is still a deeply personal act.</i>

Goes to show that not even Superman can break up the long, drunken, pathetic fight between two men in Cardinals gear, who also happen to be Tony La Russa's conflicting personalities.

Go away, J.R., she's mine

your hardworkin' ancestors are rolling in their graves at this remark, Al.

Who involved with this sanguine publication understands and appreciates the cultural significance of the bolo tie and will wear one accordingly when I send it to your offices?

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I really do want to help, Samer. But could you please post a description of the cat instead?

here's your free-of-bias true patriot graph, if you don't like it go somewhere else

Yeah? Well why doesn't she use a goddamn fax machine just like the Founding Fathers, you purveyor of debauchery.

Hey, I'd be putting myself out there as much as that pitiful man if I were obviously suffering from such a drought.

This kind of event should by all rights be moved to a free, liberty-loving country. America. The home of the brave. Rockets' red glare; flag still there. The beacon of freedom in a dark world. This country and our companies will NOT stand for letting only the laborers have the right drop dead from heart attacks.

Pictured: Offical Interference With Acts

That's how you do it. +1

This is wasteful. It's practically the same as when I put a whole buck into the vending machine for a cola, but then it wouldn't dispense my beverage, so I hit the red "return" button, which only gave me a shitty corroded 1987 Denver Mint quarter back, which I know because I asked the helpful lady to identify it,…

/dying

There it is.

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