This is shameful. Deadspin only posts when there are two dicks in a selfie.

+1

Thanks for crushing my dreams, Marchman.

In lieu of these senseless posts about people being vile and uncouth, may I present a palate-cleansing work of art to remind us what the human mind can accomplish, free of such scum.

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This is complete crap. Watch the video. He obviously didn't fumble his words, he intentionally threw them out.

This is absolutely phenomenal. +1

Well in that case, good to have you back. We tend to be friendly around here.

True. Though as a PNW resident for a few years now, there is more than a marginal difference in attitudes between regions over this.

That's a good example, though it seems to show the difference in treatment between a small-potatoes guy like Rodriguez, and someone like Aldon Smith.

Don Q Gold is great. If you want to scrape the bottom of the barrel and not die, Barbarossa makes a decent rum n' coke.

Stone Or Swim DUAN:

Is that you, Berman?

goddamnit Kinja

And likewise to you. I greatly appreciate how kind and welcoming you were when I showed up this summer. It's a treat.

Merry, merry Christmas, everyone. It's been a pleasure getting to know you all.

I'm a part of Fragrant Force myself. I constantly smell like Rebel Yell and bitters.

Ha, thanks. I can say from experience Deadspin's regulars, new and old, are a community where people want to see each other succeed making everyone laugh. This is a fun game, not a vicious competition. Find your voice, and make some great jokes. You'll get good feedback.

Just have fun with it. You'll be fine.