Glad this was resolved quickly. When a certain Mason-Dix was inexplicably and horrifically supported, the only thing suspended was the Habeas Corpus.

It's nice to see such scrutiny on even the mundane or odd parts of this sport, but ESPN beat you guys to it. They actually used the word "hockey" verbatim yesterday.

+1 screenful of coffee

They also found the gent to play Butterbean.

Fuck the fucking Steelers.

You motherfucker. Blue raspberry is the purest fruit known to mankind.

COUNTERPOINT: there's also some poor kid from Western Pennsylvania who gets to pretend the Steelers don't fucking suck.

Hey man, no worries. I've been laughing at it all night. Good job

I love this.

If he'd been the real Jesus, he would've soaked up that sponge. Matthew 27:48

I...I'm at a loss for words, sake.

Jesus. +1

Judging by the header, I thought you were horoscoping the Pelican's season.

How Bottom-Shelf Liquors Profit Off Football No One Watches

The fuck did I just watch...

I just needed some solidarity there. Thanks a fuckin' lot.

That's a great rendition. Now go get the gongs and let's see if we can wake up Erg.

They're pretty much Alternative music's U2.

Actually, I believe Pius VIII was the last pope scored upon.

Love for all, man. Love for all.