Nailed it. +1

So you're telling me all Tebow needs is a change of hemispheres?

essentially prophetic.

And now the whole season in the will be RubberMaid by health issues.

Now that the long period of bleeding in JAX has stopped, and a new season has arrived, vendors are now offering opposing teams' fans condoms to prevent STDs involved by all the fucking they'll be getting.

Why? A good abstinence program needs someone to teach kids how not to be scored on.

Well, David, you let that many runners on your bases, one of them's bound to take your home.

Boom! Roasted.

Yes indeed. I loved it.

Of all the gin joints in the world, he got arrested in my tiny hometown. Wow.

OKAY I'M DONE

+1 beautiful, sir.

Love it.

Absolutely beautiful. +1

Someone needs to tell this kid that he shouldn't thrust before the rubber hits the road.

+1s to you guys for hosting this. Good call

Thanks, guys!

Is this lifetime ban they're supposedly considering unprecedented? Or is it the same sort of thing they used on Shoeless Joe?