Art. +1

See? All you had to do was widen the strike zone, and eventually you'd see a Mariner hit it right on the nose.

Tony Stewart's gonna be very disappointed when he finds out what they actually meant by "knob-jockey" on his vacation.

+1 damn you

Well, at least somebody on the board thought Sandusky could use some protection.

SETTING: A large ranch house in Central Texas. Several animals adorn the walls of a faux log cabin siding, replete with a stone fireplace emitting no flames. Our antagonist, NOLAN RYAN, sits in a large oaken chair in front of a mahogany desk, working several calculators and ledgers. A constant blur, much as if the…

+1

I see the Birdman one is very lifelike.

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Looks like Barkley is enjoying the fruits of his labors as well.

Damn son. +1

*A-Rod immediately takes defense of walking through patch of needles*

I see your point. In a blind tasting, both a ray and a red sock would be quite salty.

Poor Justin. I thought A-Rod was still on assignment.

I stand behind my euphemism.

GOOD QUESTION

I'm sorry, I'm going to talk serious for a moment.

Eh, I have an ancient Hotmail, and work email. Haven't really needed another.

You know, for all hell breaking loose, it was nice to look down the thread and see the DS gang come into the fray on your side. You guys are really good about having each other's backs.

I'd fund that.