Let me get this straight - you’re a lawyer, and you’re also long-winded and talk about nothing but yourself? Get right out of town!

I think you inadvertently proved his point.

That’s because everything sucks.

“Any fool can tell a dirty joke and get a laugh. It takes talent to tell a clean joke and get a laugh.”

Watt is annoying to people because, despite being a great football player, he has this immature need for people to see him as things that he is clearly not. He wants to be seen as a rugged mountain man in the woods, living in an austere cabin. He wants to be a devil-may-care tough guy, spitting on the Patriots logo at…

WATT: Our goal was to come out here and make the “Red Rifle” look like a Red Ryder BB gun.
SALTERS: (laughs) wow!
WATT: We wanted to make the “Bengals” look like housecats.
SALTERS: R-right, ok
WATT: The plan was to make “Pacman” look like Pong.
SALTERS: (quietly) That’s enough, JJ.
WATT: We gameplanned to “flatten” Jeremy…

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

Do you even elevate iron, bro?

I’m sure I’m being hopelessly naïve here, but surely you realize that losing weight =/= building muscle? Related, yes, but still different.

Harris is just trying to get the kids to stop playing soccer. You know where helicopters don’t land? Hockey arenas. Play hockey, kids, not soccer.

Thanks, Pierre.

Awwww. That’s cute. The punter thinks he’s people.

I did a spit take when I heard this. Thanks for calling bullshit. Hearing a rich guy who announces football games for a living complain about taxes makes me dust off my guillotine.

Oh please, both feet were down, as soon as the right made contact with the endzone it was a TD. The ball came out after.

You know what—he’s absolutely right. I was a decent HS cross country runner on a very good team. My score almost never counted the few times I ran top seven. But I ran my ass off every day because that’s how we did it. Five of us fought for two spots for two seasons. We ran like it meant something—because it did. I…

They’re douchey, but the worst is the 13.1 stickers. You’re celebrating a half marathon? Are you fucking kidding?

Hockey gear is like jeans. You don’t need to wash them.

This is not hockey. If they want to keep this OT format (which I’m not opposed to), they need to switch to 3 point regulation win, 2 point win in OT/Shootout, 1 point OT loss, 0 point loss in regulation.

Enough is enough with this. Who cares to split hairs over whether or not it is gambling and, for the sake of simplicity, lets assume that it is gambling. Why shouldn’t online gambling be legal anyways? No one is coercing you to play. Sure it is a vice, but where is the similar outrage over Bud Light advertising…

The entire sport is on fucking performance enhancers.