What’s Professor X looking at?

Rex Ryan on line 1.

Charley Hoffman doesn’t look like the golf-hustling type:

Nepotism? I loved Pharrell back then.

I can’t believe this isn’t off the ESPN website, but: http://www.espn.com/media/2000/q2/dan_000723whiff.wav

Blabitty-blee blabitty-blah. Crack some skulls and make billions.

Creepy reverse POV

So now we’ve got bad blood? It used to be mad love.

+1 hockey reference.

While this looks like a pirouette shot that’s off-balance, it’s just the way they shoot up here in Minnesota. Having lived in Chicago before relocating to SE Minnesota, prep basketball highlights went from an And 1 mix-tape to George Mikan-era set shots.

None of his stupid fucking trades on the stupid fucking trade machine came true.

The Catch Part 2: ALS Boogaloo.

She’s gonna be loved in Bloomington.

Don’t worry. Ballmer was on Simmons’ podcast today. We’ll soon find out what each member of the Clippers starting five equates to in terms of Dazed and Confused cast members.

Just let the sun beat down upon his face, will ya?

At least pick a player who was bad. Newkirk showed heart and hustle all season. Show Bryant, the biggest waste of space since Uwe Blab.

When life gives you a Limon, you give your son a shitty first name.

I can’t wait for Collins to come to IU.

See above.