Melo got small feet?

Wow. She looks like shit.

Bo Pelini wonders why the hottest girl in Wisconsin isn't married to Aaron Rodgers.

The white guy jerseys will be at Lollapalooza 2037.

Talk about putting the W.E.B. in DuBois.

I bet Dennis Kelly is pumped.

3 Floyds in Munster, IN not Muncie, IN.

That joke works for Notre Dame graduates, too.

Lick. Dammit.

Sure. This was only used to like a Tootsie Pop.

She better "knot" mention this again. I'll see myself out. Let me turn off this Adam Sandler CD first.

Two health care professionals with doctorates in exercise science that I work with are CrossFit "athletes." One needs knee surgery after ignoring an injury for over five months. The Kool-Aid must taste great, since they should have a high level of knowledge ranging from muscle fiber distribution patterns in females as…

No cream of tartar? I say "good day" to this recipe.

I could only imagine what would have happened if a Jay-Z song came on...then a Britney song came on...

The Decision 2: Did I Do That?

One time on Twitter I sent Adam Richman a message. It read "looks like food is winning." He blocked me. I've never been happier.

Damn. He brought his coke on the pitch?

I get it now. Lolo. I'm an idiot.

Really?

All of them.