No. It's about penis size.

Easier to hide crab legs down your pants when you're not white.

No shit he's the best old-fashioned slugger. He's wearing a jersey from the 80s.

Keep riding your bike. Eventually you can go faster and longer. Then it's not so emasculating.

He's also little. Very little. 5'5" to be exact. It's amazing the engine that is hidden under those small hoods of East African runners. The economy and efficiency are beyond elite. They're other-worldly.

When I was in San Diego training on Fiesta Island, Meb would run intervals behind a white guy on a mountain bike. I was there training on my road bike for the racing season, so we sidled up next to the bike and check our speed relative to what he was running at: 15 mph. It was easy for him. Fluid. Effortless. He was…

"Another game for Mozgov"

Chizek your hormones at the door.

Aunt Becky?

SPEA later!

Blood and Guts? Clearly he's not a Simpsons fan.

Wedgie

Rex Chapman Is Having Problems With An Obsessive Caloric Intake.

Oh that's just fucking great! A carbon-fiber +1.

That's an overcoat. You can't match everything.

Uh oh. Wal-Mart is gonna be pissed.

Uh oh. Wal-Mart is gonna be pissed.

YOLO

Huh. I think in Sandusky's arsenal was the Firm Nutslapper.

Swish.