the more you learn, the more you realize you don’t know shit

Crayon sharpeners are just a scheme by Big Wax to get you to buy more crayons

I think Beyonce should have won, but Adele is a better singer than Celine Dion so I can’t agree with the ‘budget’ comment.

Studies indicate that people who swear are more honest than those who don’t. Maybe that will make your mom change her tune? (Sorry for the pun.)

I wish more performers would do the same when in trouble tbh. We’d end up with a lot fewer cringeworthy trainwrecks to debate the day after. She was just honest and wanted to do a good job.

If this had been a Taylor Swift or someone else who does indeed make everything about themselves, then I would kind of understand that perspective. But it was Adele, who isn’t particularly an attention whore, and would probably be quite happy to sincerely tell the whole world to go fuck themselves. So more likely she…

Well, she is continuously adding to her mythology. She has created spectacles around her pregnant body this time and I think it is a clap back to the rumours about her first pregnancy (i.e. inflatable stomach, surrogate, etc. etc.).

No.

she carried over her little purse, it was so cute.

“And also, my wife is no saint.”

Make sure you send her a Facebook message a few weeks later, “I am sorry if honest words from me offended anyone. 7 tonight at the Days Inn?”

The vicious anti-Streep comments at Variety are clearly not from actual Variety readers. It seems that the venerable trade paper, or more specifically its online comment accessibility, has been infiltrared by (probably paid) Trump partisans - no doubt because of “Daddy’s” distress at the criticism he takes from the…

To be honest, Jeff Sessions looks like an evil, racist elf in real life.

The sight of not just a woman, but a BLACK woman in trump drag should be enough to drive him into a rage explosion... of course, I’d expect a crazy tweet about this and not even touching on the MISSILE FIRED BY NORTH KOREA last night.

I’m guessing Kate McKinnon got cast as Sessions to get under trump’s skin. What apparently angered him most about the Spicer skit was a woman portrayed Spicer. 

I think my fave part of Melissa’s Spicey skit was when she turned the press room into QVC for Ivanka’s crap.

“played, a little bafflingly, by Kate McKinnon”

Oh god, the hoverpodium /dead

Right now the top suspect is his brother Marsh. I’ll leave now

For a minute there Phil Jackson saw “Former Syracuse Star Melo Dies” and got super excited.