I can't imagine why I'd want to play a card game inside a far better video game, personally.

Better movement, inventory, and horses?

Don’t regret getting rid of my PS4 for an X1 at all.

So you’re saying your cock is like one of those little capsules you put in water that grows into a dinosaur?

Very very very very very true.
I go from basically that^ to the mid-99th percentile in real life.
If I wasn’t a ridiculous grower, I’d be screwed (or I guess I’d have to figure out what the hell to do with this thing the rest of the time...).
Completely lucked out on that one.

I assume that Rust hasn’t gotten as…

You’ve probably seen it in random places around your server. Most people mistake it for a lighthouse...

Or how proud :D

Of course, then my next reaction would be”...AWESOME!”

You know, I’ve had zero interest in Rust so far. But I have to admit… this whole random character appearance thing is a neat idea, and it makes me curious to see what the character tied to my Steam ID looks like. :-P

Or, ya know, the exact opposite of what you just said.

Add a few more piercings and tattoos and this could be a Folsom Street Fair mod.

If it’s a grower, he’ll be alright, if it’s a shower... he’s screwed.

Depends on how insecure the player is

Nah. Nudist Simulator 2016, baby.

Maybe you just weren’t good enough at Style Savvy 2.

I didn’t realize that I wanted this until just now.

At that time Kotaku was a nice place with flowers in every vase and smiles on everyones’ mouth. . .er . . . faces.

God, you guys remember Alien Hominid? You guys remember Newgrounds????

The animal shitting forest remains one of my top 5 moments ever in gaming. Laughed so hard the first time my friends and I went through there that we got killed and had to go back to the checkpoint.....