Snokes size is officially.... One Snoke high

+1 marital burn

Flying couch sounds like an awesome way to get to Japan if you ask me.

So yes, this plane does the dirty. The question remains: Do you?

So witches float and wizards sink?

Chill out, Darren Wilson. You probably shouldn’t be positing on this site.

Like you said, you’re not American.

Correction: I said “Show us the dick!” because I A.) am specific and B.) will not be censored.

It’s also the first DC movie since 2008 that’s actually good.

Runaways are a group of teenagers who go on the lamb

I’m on my lunch break eating a plate of chips with melted cheese on them. You can take your fat shaming elsewhere.

It hit the target, so it wasn’t Osweiler

You should get paid for completing half-done articles.

“I promise I will do nothing that will benefit ANY American...” ~Ben Carson

“Thank goodness you were raped, right grandma?” is a thing this guy might have actually said.

It could be if it were drawn by Liefeld.

Man, you are dropping some heavy spoilers there, bud. Think of all the people who haven’t seen Bambi yet.