Fine. It’s close enough to atheism for me.

The only way to support the Vikings is to expect them to fail. That way they can’t disappoint you! It’s like watching a puppy walk up stairs, if he makes it yay! If he falls down is not surprising!

Remind me to never go to a magic show with you.

Maybe they moved him to linebacker, and when he asked which one, they confused him by saying, “Play the Will, Mike Sam.”

And is that fucking “tidy” right above quiet? Tidy? For real we still use this word?

QUIET!!!! (right hand)