When you sober up tomorrow, can you repost this?

Yeah. Fuck that guy. Now we know where the kid gets the entitled, irresponsible attitude.

I think Lampley just said it the wrong way. Obviously, those three and many others (particularly during WWII) enlisted, but Ali was conscripted, told he must fight even after pledging he opposed the war and would oppose fighting in it. I believe that’s what Lampley’s trying to say, that nobody else took on the…

Draymond Green is the only person you need on this list. I mean, really, kicking a fellow man in the nads is the lowest, traitorous behavior. Does it need to be emphasized, “how would you like it if someone did that to you?”

The 30-inch Zyla

If any of you are questioning whether this is safe for a baby, I am confident Zyla would tell us she died doing what she loved when she gains the power to speak in the next 2-3 years.

Goddamn Floridians. Can’t even spell their kids’ names right. It’s X-Y-L-A. Christ.

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Oh, thank god. They were wrong about kids these days.

Well, that’s it - all of my concerns about the future are settled, EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE JUST FINE. Bravo, young man!

This is so fucking stupid and I love it. The asininity of youth has finally won me over.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

Jared Fogle did more than watch =/

Gross, no. I said empathy issues, not mental issues.

I will never not star a Ray Lewis murdered two people joke. Well done!

Pfft, that’s nothing, I've stuck people with far worse.

-Ray Lewis.

The French Laundry? Kawakami got taken to the cleaners.

Why is Andrew Luck at a 49ers press conference?

Why would Kawakami agree to alter the terms from “lunch” to “dinner at a top 5 most expensive restaurant in the country”?

Meanwhile, elsewhere in Miami-Dade County...