Stephen A. Smith has a scorching hot take about the Lombardi Trophy wearing that hoodie.

Right?

Yup. I’ll admit up front that I have no stats to back the second part of this up (I’m not sure there’s a way to collect stats to back this up), but my gut feeling is this:

I’ll admit it, even if it makes me look like a horrible person.

Is Joe Flacco Matt Stafford elite?

When you’re the punter it’s best not to give management a reason to fire you.

100% on Fowler’s side here. No one likes a whiner, especially one who has comments about your driving. Maybe next time, instead of going up and actually trying to be a hero, he’ll do what the rest of us do; mutter under our breath and hope he dies in a fiery crash.

Okay there’d be no dry food left if we’d all gotten our groceries tossed in a lake after we criticized a Jaguar drive.

Some guys throw out little insults as ways of flirting. Is it condescending? Yup. Is it sexist? Sure is. Childish? Of course.

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

After how bad they dismantled my Hawks, I have been sincerely pulling for the Preds to win the cup. I have loved watching Subban his entire career and would love to see him win it all. If Pitt wins their series, the finals is shaping up to be super fun to watch. Plus another year without a cup for Kesler is fine in my…

I wonder how black locker room dildos feel about playing in Boston.

Read that whole graf: You have to meet both requirements to comply with the NFL’s gambling policy, not to be in violation.

Yes. This is the good stuff. More of this.

Gotta love Mark Davis’ commitment to the whole “supervillain” look with the all white ensemble. It’s like if you merged Lloyd Christmas and The Kingpin into one terrifying amalgam of public extortion.

LaVar Ball is the Donald Trump of the basketball world. But by all means, let’s keep validating him by breathlessly covering every dumb thing that he says.

“I actually like his son,” James told ESPN. “I like his game.”

Specifically, Ball said that LeBron’s sons aren’t primed for NBA success the way Lonzo and his brothers are because the pressure of living up to LeBron’s legacy will be too much.

Who would’ve thought the 3 am boat crash in Miami would involve drugs and alcohol