Right!? That’s how they handled it in the animated series! Cuz... it makes sense!

Superman is so incredible that when he pulls off the mask, it also removes the eye-black that Batman wears around his eyes.

As in Captain America 3? Did we watch the same preview, because it looks bad ass. This looks and sounds stupid. Why? Besides Zach Snyder, it’s the same reason why they don’t have Hulk or Thor in Civil War, because nobody would actually take the damn thing seriously if you had an invincible green monster fighting peons…

Anger makes his X-ray vision malfunction most of the time...

Supes just wanted to remind us the Ben Afflek really is playing Batman..it wasn’t a bad dream.

Supes looked pretty angry. Maybe angry enough to snuff out Bats’ life? Maybe without the mask and now knowing its Bruce under there Supes will change his mind? Bruce Wayne is known the world over for charity work, if word got out Supes killed him I think he’d have hell to pay.

Because the mask looks like shit. And Superman is like “stop shitting on Batman”.

Wouldn’t X-Ray vision just show him his skull? And whether or not Bruce Wayne had any cavities? Or tumours?

In some sources (I can only think of the parody musical Holy Musical B@man, but usually Batman and Superman are friends and know each other’s identities), Batman wears a lead-lined cowl to prevent Superman from snooping on him.

Yeah the low expectations are nice. I’ve never been more unexcited for a comic book movie in my life. This movie just consistently underwhelms at best and looks terrible at worst. I will still see it and hope that I’m surprised though.

Unmasking him has less to do with unveiling his identity and more to do with taking away his “armor”. He’s not the “I’m to be feared” Batman, he’s Bruce Wayne now. It’s metaphorical...

WEAK!!! Bet is part of a nightmare.

Seeing that GIF by GIF breakdown makes me 100 percent sure of my plot theory that the Civil War element of Civil War will mostly be resolved in the second act. We know Zemo’s the big bad, we know he’s not in the trailer, but the plot is starting to make a bit of sense:

This is amazing.

“The Sword Coast Adventurer’s Guide is especially disappointing.”

This damn show is making me feel like a broken record. Last week I talked about how they do a great job of NOT hiding the ball for the sake of suspense, and this week was a great example of that. This was a mid-season or season finale level episode, and we got it in the middle of November. Not only did the team find…

I figured the caretaker helped raise Bond while his parents were alive, and that they drifted after the fact.

And in Spanish Linda means pretty or cute! Coincidence? Probably, but still..