I think ‘Unfuckable Monsters and the Dick-Hungry Sluts’ were the headliners at a punk show I went to near St. Louis back in 1995 or so.

Im a flaming feminist (so I’m a frigid bitch that *must* hate men) and I’m fat (so obviously no men want me, right?) but I’ve caught so much dick that’s so much better than any sad wee MRA could offer. My refusal to fuck them makes me this Feminazi Cuntadactyl that must be stopped.