Can we please stop saying this, even jokingly? The entire “anti-gay people are secretly gay” is to kind of offensive, especially as idle speculation.

“Who lives? Who dies? Who tells your stooooory?”

Yes, MEN are the real victims here.

Seek help.

People are SO MUCH MORE LIKELY to assume that two women are just friends when they are actually fucking than the other way around.

Longtime Jez fan, first time poster. I created this account just now because Jackie was a casual friend of mine and I’m the one who sent the story into Jezebel. Just wanted to say thank you so much for using my tip and posting her story. Jackie was a funny, charming, kind young woman and we are trying to get her story…

Please leave and take this affront to humanity with you. You and your devil cake are not welcome here.

I’m currently abroad for work. All the sports webpages here on the story are filled with comments like “I wouldn’t really expect much more from an American.”

To say Lochte is an international embarrassment to our nation is barely covering it.

To be honest, I’m kind of devastated Gawker won’t be around for the election. I feel like I’ve been with them through the trenches in terms of their coverage over the last year and a half, and I was very much looking forward to Nov. 8th on Gawker. NOW IT’S BEEN TAKEN FROM US :( :( :(

A hand turkey is much more personal, especially if you caption it with something like I’m thankful for our friendship. Gobble.

i don’t know what this “superbowl” you talk of is, but do know about the winter shows beyonce’s been putting on these past last few years where the opening act and after party involve some hot guys wrestling, and sometimes chris martin is her backup band.