Well then strangle it first and go with the flow.

With children, it’s usually more of an issue of kids trying to climb the front of it and/or trying to stand on an open drawer.

What you say: “Don’t open the all the drawers Billy, it might tip over and hurt you”

Meanwhile, humanity is working diligently to make Earth more Venus-like.

Every time a blogger on gizmodo uses the phrase “earth like” an angel loses its wings.

You see Hell. I see a buffet crawling towards me........

You see horror...I see drawn butter...

It’s real life Spy Hunter

Chekhov’s wall?

Please don’t go on a mass shooting. End the vicious cycle.

If only we had more awareness about guns in America

Not for nothing, but in at least two other instances (Jambo, male silverback, Binti Jua, female) the gorillas in question either watched over/kept other gorillas away from children knocked into their enclosures, or actively gently carried the child to a service entrance they knew to be used by their caretakers. If the…

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Nope. His body, his choice.

But if a woman wanted to have her tubes tied with tin two days of a pregnancy scare, we'd support her! It's his body and not my place to judge.

I don’t know. Like, she knew about it, he informed her and it is his body so it seems pretty reasonable.

Fun fact: in the 1910s and 1920s the round Quaker Oats box was the go-to form for making a crystal radio. It was just the right size and shape for winding the tuning coil.

Personally, I’m holding my breath until they make entirely chemical free food.