Jesus, did babies murder your entire family or something?

I’m having trouble seeing it as clearly as you are, but if that’s the case, fair enough. I’d not make that attempt, but I probably wouldn’t bring my baby to the ball game either. Baseball is best watched drunk and I lack hand-eye coordination, so baby+alcohol+incoming ball= video clip filed under “dipshits” and…

Cool moment. As a father of an infant, I’m ashamed to admit how many times I’ve fantasized about this exact scenario.

I’m going to see Alabama Shakes tonight and I’m actually hoping they do a cover, because they’ve played with him and Brittany Howard is goddamn incredible.

That’s a lot like the story with Jimi being asked the same thing and he told them to ask Rory Gallagher.

Not a true story, but fun nonetheless.

Is that another version of Dick Cavett asking Jimi Hendrix that question, to which Hendrix responded, “I don’t know, you’ll have to ask Phil Keaggy”?

I am in such distress over this that I am seriously considering leaving work early to go home and watch Purple Rain with a bottle of wine.

I don’t believe that for a minute. He was a slightly built person, but by all accounts at Atlanta a few days ago he put on two amazing and very enthusiastic shows.

Have heard an apocryphal story where someone asked Eric Clapton what it felt like to be the greatest guitar player on the planet. His response: “I don’t know. Ask Prince.”

NO. For God’s sake, don’t start these fucking bullshit rumors.

Just wait until November.

Goodbye, tiny purple genius. The world was much more interesting while you were in it. Thanks for giving the most interesting parts of my life a kickass soundtrack.

He’s been JH for a long long time. So, that particular narrative doesn’t make sense.

Fuckin’ 2016 - can someone send this year on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney?

I NEED 2016 TO SIT THE FUCK DOWN

If it is Prince, shouldn’t we all be considered next of kin? WHY WON’T THEY TELL US?

Piker.

Yep. I also lost 35 lbs with calorie counting last year (so far I’ve kept it all off for over 6 months now). You have to be honest with yourself and when in doubt, round up, not down. And never ever ever “eat your calories back.” The amount of calories your burn in a 30 minute cardio session is, like, half a cookie’s…

While many of these points are valid, I think a better way to summarize this is that many people misstate their calories when calorie counting and not as much that there are inherent problems with calorie counting. It takes discipline not only to eat better, but to track it all as well. If you start to take shortcuts…