gawkophile
gawkophile
gawkophile

This was such a great response on the Twitter feed:

Give them time. After all, they turned Jesus into a white guy with blue eyes and light brown hair who thinks the poor should go fuck themselves.

“their place of fitness” I'm going to start referring to everything like this. The Mexican restaurant is now my place of tacos.

If there are going to be diverse nominees, you have to have diverse material and actors being greenlit by studios and producers. The Oscars are just the sore throat and stuffy nose, the disease is something else.

Bingo!

The children weren’t left behind, they were roughly shoved forward. Their intellectual acuity and critical thinking skills, however, were unceremoniously dumped into shallow graves and promptly forgotten.

I wonder if the original author re-uploaded the picture with someone else’s handle to save themselves from the embarassment. I would. I’m also Asian, so this wouldn’t have happened in the first place.

He takes a time-honoured political stance known as ‘Fuck you, I got mine’.

I need a dashcam zamboni video of you holding up the NHL rulebook or I’m out.

This is an outrageous overreach by the government. Does Montgomery County have a rural government building that can be taken over? I promised my family I’d be around for MLK day, but supporting our constitutional right to backyard hockey is more important. I have two days’ worth of supplies. Meet you guys there.

The relative scale of the buildings is all fucked up.

I’m happy to a productive member of society the other 6 days a week but my Saturday consists of 3 events. Hit the weights, make some pancakes, roll a blunt and catch up on a week of TV.

I’m a man of simple wants.

If you can afford to spend money on stupid shit like this and you smoke weed all day, I don’t think it’s a problem.

If it makes you feel any better every generation has them you just have video of yours. :)

Agreed.

I mean, if you’ve decided to only sell one copy of your album for millions of dollars...I’m guessing you’ve already made your peace with the fact that it’s going to be bought by an asshole.

If it really was a hoverboard, wouldn’t it have hovered?

No, “women” as a whole are neither better at nor worse at anything than men are, but each of us has our own individual strengths or weaknesses (GASP I KNOW).