gawkophile
gawkophile
gawkophile

Not entirely a bad idea...

Have HRC’s devs expressed any plans to eventually make more emotions/expressions available in future updates?

This isn’t white privilege, it’s Christian privilege. A black or middle-eastern Christian saying this would bring no more attention to it.

This is simply not true. People do things for reasons we can explain, if we’re willing to wade through the work of doing so.

She’s probably insured for the theft. In which case she’s laughing because she just made $200,000 where she might not have made nearly that much otherwise.

We’re not in disagreement on this at all.

I know that Taylor Swift is problematic, but can we leave the Nazi comparisons to people who are totalitarian, fascist, and/or anti-Semitic?

I’m just surprised that she’s still around. She’s like a bad itch.

Sorry, it’s not. She very suddenly went from being a well deserved symbol of snark to a realized person with a horrible tragedy. This IS going to be interesting and I have faith in the commentariat to rally around her. Gawker commentariat is not heartless; Kristin is like our goofy slightly stupid youngest sister that

No shit right. I have been to some seriously shitty places. Like places where naked children and dogs eat off of giant piles of garbage that they also live in. Disneyland is a place where children play princess and fight darth Vader and ride roller coasters. Perspective.

Weird. So dolphins probably can’t tell individual humans by sight at that distance. I hear crows can tell individual humans apart from a distance. I can’t decipher any crows or dolphins from any others at any distance, so I don’t really feel like I should judge.

So the story goes that Gene Hackman was such an asshole on the set of The Royal Tenenbaums and terrorized everybody so badly that Wes Anderson, the director, got Bill Murray to come to set on his days off because Gene Hackman was legit afraid of him.

Yeah, I kinda hate these pieces. I think I’m a good person but I’m certainly not “nice”. I also get annoyed at work and have trouble dealing with people and not showing that. I certainly drink too much and if it didn't make me itchy is likely smoke a bunch of pot. I have done bad things in my life. But I don't think

I hate this fucking narrative.

Congratulations, you have earned 100 dillars from Deadspon.

I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?

God kills an infant to teach the parents a lesson, which is that they should love God more. The God who just killed their baby.