He should sign on as ThanksObama. Nobody would see it coming.

Or the assholes who think they’re cat is a part of nature so it deserves to be let loose into the wild to make babies and kill everything.

I mean, they LOOK exactly like dog treats. They're not really even trying are they?

I honestly can’t figure out his/her deal - is Tealstar an employee of Seaworld? Paid to write favorable social media content? One of those Christians who beloved glob gave us “dominion” over animals so let’s do whatever the fuck we want to them?

You know how we are like “ug, back in the day they used to give opium to babies every night to calm them down?”

Why not an IUD?

Is it true you can pay your bus fare by singing Drake songs?

I don’t even care what their attitude is, I’m just sick of people not wearing actual clothes in public anymore. I have pretty low standards, and I still put grown-up non spandex clothes on before interacting with people who aren’t my immediate family or workout buddy.

It’s hard to look at this face. He was man that I respected and made me laugh for so many years and he’s nothing but a horrible predator. Its sickening and sad.

But are locker room interviews really important? Like i said above, there are sports that don’t have them and there’s really nothing missed. I’ve been a hockey fan for many years and I don’t know that I’ve really gained anything out of locker room interviews that I couldn’t have gotten if they’d been interviewed with…

You’re wrong. You’re stupid. You’re a sociopath.

“man, why is it because someone has money they lose their rights to be treated with dignity?”

No one should have access. That’s my bigger point.

If I’m willing to let go of the plantation analogy, will you admit that one’s dignity should not end at the point at which one becomes an employee?

Lady reporters should have the same access to the team as their male counterparts.

No person of the opposite gender should be allowed in the locker room.

God, it must really be awful for those creators to have a bunch of people on the internet making assumptions about their intentions and criticizing them publicly. Good thing it’s only on twitter though, imagine if there was a whole app, just for that!

Oh please. I’m not for selfie-shaming or dismissing these girls as vapid or worthless, buuut let’s not pretend like this wasn’t a move to turn the media tide in their favor in the face of people laughing at them on the internet. Which is fine. I applaud it, but no: this is not a defense of the value of the Greek…

I only ever "stole" a Gideon Bible once, and that was on a trip to Canada where, for the first time ever, I saw a French / English bilingual Bible. Having studied French way back in high school, I thought it was fairly nifty to have a French Bible so I nicked it. Dig it out periodically when I try to remember my…