That depends. Do you want your baby to survive childhood and be able to get into school or get a job? Then the fucking name matters.

If my girlfriend were cooler I would’ve pitched Velveeta.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: those are great names, so long as you’re 100% certain your kid will be a big-dicked quarterback who has no aspirations after high school. See also: Canon, Colt, Magnum, all of the Palin names, other gun names, other animals, etc.

Ka-Ley or Ka-Li?

Credit for clever just encourages them! Don’t do it.

That’s fucking worse!

I know I would’ve guffawed and asked “really?”

I would always think of Kai Ryssdal. He’s super charming on the air but looks like a total asshole.

Good for you. Matchy names are idiotic.

Yeah, it is.

You would be shocked/disgusted/terrified to learn the number of freshman philosophy students who respond to the prompt “what will happen when you die?” with “I will go to heaven to be with the angles.”*

She’s an idiot and a slave. And the molestations were molestations, not accusations.

They’re afraid of their own idea, the idea that some are less deserving of a respectable life, and afraid it will be turned on them.

...one poll found that Trump’s supporters tend to be white, less wealthy and less well-educated.

I agree about hotdogs. I would never put ketchup on, like, a Chicago dog, but if someone wants a ketchup/mustard/relish dog, that doesn’t make her Hitler. On the other hand, my intuitions toward utilitarianism are too strong to not be bothered by the overcooking of good meat. If someone wants a well-done steak, he can…

It’s been a few years since I read it (only the first one), but I thought most of the people in the books were implied to be mixed, with Rue described as ‘dark’.

I just don’t get snobbery over consumables. I fucking love wine and cheese and candy, and I have likes and dislikes with regard to them - some of which are artificial and/or cultivated to match what I’m supposed to like. But fuck, if you’re going to go through the effort of being a snob, snob up about art or…

I spent $8 earlier at Kroger and came away with Munchos, Soft Batch, Gummi Savers, and Junior Mints. Fuck ten dollar candy.

People are so fucking silly. If you don’t think whiskey w a splash of soda water tastes sweet and delicious, you don’t like whiskey.

Seriously. I think Target makes hot pepper chocolates.