Do you teach old people how to use computers for a living?

Is that Officer Zach Woods?

I wasn’t taking you to say that at all. I was pointing out that your perception of that relationship lines up with the experiences many people have in relationships according to a huge set of data. I’ve known several women who had the habit of chasing dudes around, throwing liquor bottles, swearing, shoving, and…

Sadly, often the case.

It seems like they had a pretty standard, mutually abusive/unfaithful/drunken relationship. He’s already lost his book deal and been processed by the police, while she and her friends are shaming him on the internet. I can’t blame him for responding. I’m firmly team nobody on this one.

OMG, what happened to them? Is that just lazy photo editing or is this “The One Where They Aren’t Hot Anymore”?

I thought everyone had known that for a long, long time.

The same reason they kept him on their site.

Lol. ‘Raptured’ is really the perfect word here.

I thought she was saying “black people love me despite my and my husband’s political records because he was pals with Maya Angelou and played sax on Arsenio. Did Bernie ever play sax on Arsenio?”

And besides all that super relevant info, what is up with the constant, utterly disingenuous comparison of old, busted ass, sweet rides to something like a new Honda Civic? One will run for like 200k miles with minimal cost and headache, the other you just might have to sell your ass in order to keep running for a…

All of my shame seems so pedestrian now.

I haven’t seen it yet. Do you think reviewers were hesitant to criticize it because of the subject matter? Or is it just really good despite low production value?

Who lights a candle next to seven fucking trays of desserts?

You can try to rationalize it however you want, but anyone looking at this with his head outside of his ass will see nothing but tits and middle school journal entries.

That hair seriously got the fuck split out of it.

Are you saying that Obama believes in American Exceptionalism? Because, while he’s forced to say that he does, he’s far too smart for that.

Those are the only two extra-Serial podcasts I’ve liked. The crime writers and AV Club kind of suck, IMO.

I’m inclined to like the theory that the police fed Jay the details and threatened to put it on him if he didn’t “turn,” in which case either the police or Jay himself could have given Jen that detail.