Fucking bullshit facebook. Get your shit together.

It’s either that, or moves to Big Sur or Joshua Tree for a while, discovers her inner Stevie Nicks, and comes back to Los Angeles and makes her California Record™.

Right, because all parents are exactly alike, and cannot possibly have differences in emotions and ways of parenting than others.

I was going to give a reasoned response. I changed my mind. Fuck off dude. Seriously. Don’t go around belittling how other people feel because they are worried about their kids. It makes you look like an asshole.

I would be willing to give so much more in my tax dollars to launch her into space as part of an immersion learning course.

Man gawker commenters are really fuckin commited.

Turning them off completely is the norm because also LIGHTS from the phone can tip off a shooter that someone is in the room.

Stay safe!

I’m on campus.

“...Her mother—who was visiting L.A. to help with the baby—is currently caring for Kasian’s daughter.” So sad. So very, very sad. I cannot imagine.

Alex Hanley, a neighbor, told Global News that several people in the building heard screams but that they couldn’t tell whether it was a person or a television program.

I assumed coke bender and one too many excited viewings of American Psycho. Blockading the door with furniture is definitely a drug move.

“Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will kill them.” It was time for today’s quote. Unfortunately we get to use this daily - sometimes more than once.

She had moved out of the condo they shared when he was charged with rape but had come back to talk things over with him and he killed her. I have the misfortune of having gone to high school with this spoiled piece of garbage and while I can offer no insight here other than to say he was and seemingly still is an…

Go! Get to da chompah!

The supreme irony here is that Brazil had a 5,000 seat velodrome that was built in 2007. It was plenty good enough to host world class racing. But the not even decade old Barra velodrome was demolished in the run-up to the 2016 Olympics to make way for...the Olympic velodrome.

Counterpoint: Build permanent venues in Athens.

I’m down with a previous suggestion to just move the Olympics permanently to Greece.

I was wondering when Skinny Pete from Breaking Bad was going to surface again...