I had a friend like this. We had this emergency, and my other friends and I are calmly assessing and getting things fixed and figuring out what to do. He’s screaming, “Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!”

But was it the most amazing and luxurious airplane disaster imaginable?

I acknowledge that people are incredibly beautiful between 18 and 25. But, I’m not, like, attracted to them anymore. That’s what confuses me. The desire to be with people that young. As I get older, what I’m attracted to is no longer confined exclusively to what they look like. And, I feel like that is basically a…

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“Possibly named the Model Y”

I know this is victim blaming, but whyyyyyyyy does anyone go to North Korea when you know that the slightest misstep can result in YEARS of imprisonment?

Man, I feel for this kid. Yes what he did was completely idiotic (assuming he actually did it, I don’t exactly think the North Korean government is above coercing a confession) but he is really quite young and it’s entirely possible he won’t survive 15 years forced labor.

When I was an intern, working at an auto assembly plant, an operator unzipped his jumpsuit and pissed into the grate under the paint line. Just mid shift, whipped it out and peed.

Member of MRA but not MENSA?

Why were the fishermen floating just below the surface?

The Hunt for Green Cucumber

I dont think this guy was being a lane hog at all. He was passing a slow truck at a spot where a slow car was entering the freeway and a car in the right lane was going even slower. He was passing everyone when he was in the left lane. So I dont see a lane hog here, just an asshole talegater.

I dunno man. Isn’t this EXACTLY why you brake-check someone? :)

Well, he looks like he eats everything else.

1) The solutions are known now, they weren’t then. Easier to copy than invent

Don’t worry. We’ve already dispatched one of our best men to handle it.

I think the fact that a black person is the “uneducated” Ghostbuster again is actually fueling the controversy.

Which is even funnier when you hear Ernie Hudson talk about how the studio relegated his character into that role when originally he was supposed to also be a scientist and much more prominent.

I don't buy the idea that the cop was doing 50, unless lane markings are dramatically different in South Carolina. In most of the US, the length and spacing of the white dashed lines are pretty standard. If you sing "Duke of Earl", you should see the dashed lines pass in near perfect tempo if you're doing about 55. …