Not at all. In fact, when you need fresh tears for your martini, it’s just the thing.

You remind kids there’s no Santa Claus too, don’t you?

Amazing. You've got the part.

And that goofy picture they try and force you to buy.

If you get there ahead of me, keep my spot warm.

I also can spell “Hors d’oeuvres”.

How long till they make a “falling man” yo-yo?

I can’t remember...

Well, I was mostly working in a Pee Wee Herman joke.

Give us your phlegm covered masses, yearning to breathe free.

You don’t want to see my review for the Alamo. God, that basement!

Of course several dozen would qualify here, but I would pick All Summer in a Day.