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Really? Yikes!
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Yeah LeBron was great, but that won't stop me from rooting against him every step of the way.

Unhappiness for all!

So Gay marriage is pretty much like regular marriage? Got it!

They tried

Look, I find the fat jokes about Christie to be pretty damn distasteful at times...but jesus, get a better-fitting uniform, dude.

In my opinion, Chris Christie is the ideal candidate to be our next President of these great United States.

In Germany they say, left this life of his/her own free will. It is more gentle than any of the phrases listed above.

I did not know this; thank you for the information!

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation

People don’t have to look. I didn’t. Hopefully it will make another parent think twice.

That's your takeaway? That abuse should stay private. Huh.

Sepp Blatter is my favorite evil villain of all time. You could argue that he’s resigning because the walls are closing in quickly. OR you could say that he ran for reelection, won and then quit within a week because fuck it, why not?

Sepp Blatter’s I-Don’t-Give-A-Fuck levels are off the meter. In the inevitable movie

Sepp Blatter resigns as President of an organization too corrupt to have voted them out when they had the chance like a day ago.

I’m clearly in the freedom over fear mongering, I mean security group and I don’t know what scares/pisses me off more, the fact that more than half the nation in various polls support this garbage or that President Obama is going along with it and has since he came to power. Disappointed in him is putting it lightly.

But my, how life-like.

Is that Ray Romano?

good call. save your sanity for those that are sane and making critiques.

This is incredibly well written and well thought out. I’m sorry that your name pops up with such a terrible association, that must hurt but seriously great job on this piece.