I would give anything to have one more 1am Phantasy Star Online gaming session with my high school friends. That was epic. Thanks Sega.

I always thought of Hobbes as proof of the power of imagination. As a lonely misunderstood kid that gave me a lot of hope. Now as a successful adult in a creative field I often think back to those afternoons I spent reading the volumes of C&H alone in my room. Those books were my escape like Hobbes was Calvins. I…

Technically you are eating Babi’s mom. If you want stay Bambi universe consistent, which I recommend you do at all times.

Capitalism.

It seems you think your vagina is a gay mans anus : )

Interesting approach Justin. Most church goers choose to use the legal system to assault people.

I hope he is okay. He looks like he needs to poop. Like a huge anal tearing poop. Let us pray for his tiny delicate paper like asshole.

Also Napoleon wasn’t French. He was Corsican.

The Abbey is known as the “most straight friendly gay bar” in weho. I have no idea where that started or what that really means but it is a thing. That being said it is just a nice gay bar where you are unlikely to get felt up by a stranger who is drunk or high. So in that way it is unlike a lot of straight and gay…

I love when karma goes real time.

What is a 25 year old doing running a major event like this? I see this all the time when a company brings in some young overconfident kid who talks a big game, who went to a nice school, has the right connections and knows how to speak hipster. Almost every time they screw up so critically someone with experience has…

I think Pikachu is just endlessly masturbating in a lightening storm in there.

I think Ivanka is an Archer character.

I can simplify this game. When one of them talks words - drink!

Ink can beat lead but it requires far more courage and moral clarity.

A bunch of religious hocus pocus. I will stick with the Han Solo Blaster Academy.

What have the Romans ever done for us?!

NPRworld. Sensible fashion, excellent coffee, informed discussion and kinky sex.

Trump should just go all in now and say “ I just love crushin pussy brah! “ and then crush a beer can on his forehead.

Someone that can look past my poor sentence structure and many spelling errors. NO. YOU marry ME!