Patriots 30 - 13. They’re just too good, too balanced, and of course, they cheat.

Nothing tops Roy Jones Jr. body shot. Sounding like a god damn baseball bat.

My old high school football coach used to put on Crunch Course before every game, 4 years straight. I legit have the whole thing memorized. Some great quotes:

In other news...

I’m a big believer and practicioner in the 7 Habits...

Any Seinfeld reference on Deadspin is a great reference.

Wow, 19? That is incredibly sad to be cut down before your prime.

Still can’t believe that cop wasn’t charged in her dad’s death.

Do they celebrate Thanksgiving in Belgium? Does the Hoffer-Mandel-Neo clinic close down?

This immediately infuriated me. Irrationally infuriated me. As if me and him were suddenly enemies from the old neighborhood.

I’m glad somebody else is finally saying it. I am beyond saddenned that this is absolutely going to happen.

Thanks for being part of the problem. Appreciate the support.

Right! Same here! My high school football coach still gets referenced by me and my buddies. These speeches are an integral part of a boy’s childhood, and they should be cherished...

I’m sure his lawyer will be using that as his defense at his trial after these snowflake loving, overprotective parents sue his balls off.

I don’t want to kick anyone when they are down, and I certainly don’t want to pile on. So I say this with respect for the great work they did...

I was at that game. Heard that shit in the upper deck. Only harder slap I can think of is the slap Wadsworth gave Mr. Green in Clue The Movie.

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