Praying to the flying spaghetti monster for a car sized meteor to wipe of most of capitol hill.

The older I get, the more convinced I become of the existence of a God, and of a God that is just as vicious, vindictive, and callous as the God of biblical times....

Fuck this guy he’s a maniac. three slices of muenster or nothing.

The only game that ever got Capture the Flag right is the Unreal Tournament series, with UT99 being the greatest version of them all. The current version they have out is in Pre-alpha, called UT4. This is because UT has two distinct things that allow for incredibly faced paced and competitive games: The Translocator…

For all those people hating on the prequels, I highly recommend you download (torrent) the Star Wars Prequel Anti-Cheese Edits. It will quite frankly change your opinion of the movie. It turns all of them into solid Bs, and arguably makes the Phantom Menace a B+....

Is it just me or is our boy Leo starting to get a fat face?

Where does one acquire such significant amounts of mercury? Isn’t that stuff super dangerous? I remember as a kid being told not to bite down on the glass thermometer because mercury poisoning and that stuff allegedly makes you insane if you ingest even a small amount?

Seriously. I’d call that guy a lot of things, with fat not being one of them. That is some impressive athleticism right there. Jesus Christ himself couldn’t have done it better.

Hurricane? Good lord, ain’t nobody got time fo dat.

“Otisburg?”

If you have any type of business background, and are a victim of ageism, try to get into the medical device industry. There is a SEVERE shortage of qualified candidates, especially in the Quality Assurance/Quality Control areas. We welcome older people because to be quite blunt, we just can’t afford the mistakes that…

Greatest Deadspin reply ever....

Top 5 Most Corrupt Organizations in the World:

Wait until Ball Hockey gets into the Olympics. That shit is incredibly fun to watch and the most addicting sport to play when you get good at it.

When I was stationed at Ft. Polk, LA in the early 1990s, they had a spades tournament. I’m white. This black guy asked me to be his partner.

What does this have to do with becoming a better man? And why are the majority of articles on this blog written by women?

Ladies, on behalf of heterosexual men everywhere, let me just say that we are SHOCKED and APPALLED at this behavior!!! it will not stand!!! We kindly demand that in a show of unity, all large breasted women wear tank tops all day on Friday May 20th.

My favorite Arnold movie of all time. Cannot give this enough stars.

They’ll just be replaced by racist Millenials.

He’s not overpaid. They’ll realize that if he gets hurt. Trust me. Nothing deflates a team faster in the playoffs than anxiety about goaltending.