Committing long term to a Cousin sounds more West Virginia and less D.C.

“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

You can argue whether taunting should be a penalty or not, but by any definition, that certainly was taunting.

When will school administrations and faculty get more liberal?!?!

Its really hard for people with mental imbalances and below-average emotional intelligence to understand that people are not all evil and not all good. Jordan Sargent, we are all rooting for you in your continued fight against your obviously severe mental handicap.

No

Your urine is orange?

Tiny Catcher: Goddamnit, that was my ride home.

After everyone walks through the gate, watch for the last guy who is AMPED and decides to go over the open gate.

Your grandaddy drank a lot, didn’t he?

The 0-3 Cardinals have struck out a combined 37 times in their three losses.