There’s no better way to celebrate a Razorback TD than a few RPGs fired into the Dixieland sky! Pig Sooie!

I’m thinking it’s Daluerio. It must be a refreshing break from sucking cock for pocket change outside the bus station.

But I thought more guns = more safety. And an armed society is a polite society. And I also thought that alcohol sales were banned in SEC stadiums. And also, Hitler disarmed the Germans when he took over (not really, but I read it somewhere). Why can’t I bring my arsenal in to cheer on the Hogs?1Q?! How else are the…

1. I just killed a hooker!!

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I can tell you with extreme confidence that he was not joking.

When Ron Wolf told Scot that “football is all about cheers and boos,” he may have misinterpreted the advice.

He’ll forever be Chet from Weird Science, fuckface.

If anybody knows about tops, it’s wales bro, the world’s foremost authority on being a bottom.

Can’t Hornacek employ the Mean Machine Offense and draw up a few plays where the entire team chases loose balls headed straight for Dolan?

Ken Starr is a stain upon our democracy.

Why not? Then they’d get Pence as President.

Chris Berman, soon coming to an envelope BACKBACKBACK near you ...

Clearly you’re new to the sport - those called are Bionic Elbows

I guess you could look at it that way. Maybe it’s just a function of the fact that Frey fell off the map after leaving the Washington Post, but I feel like her “life of the party” phase is a lot more prominent in the article than her “broken party girl” phase. No one wants to speak ill of the dead, but it’s treated…

The problem is that the cringe-worthy stuff overshadows the good, and they are paying a price for that. Greg Howard is a supremely talented guy who nearly blew his NYT fellowship by throwing a tantrum over the Conde Nast fiasco. If Greg, as talented a writer as has ever worked for Gawker, could almost torpedo his…

No. What they do is muckraking.

“Journalists” is a little strong, wouldn’t you say?

Unemployment will do these guys some good ...

Why aren’t you going home to see your mom? #typicalungratefulmillenial