What about this one?

Could someone just open those doors already?

You know what would be great? a new Castlevania with handrawn sprites released on consoles and handhelds.

I want to do this too. I love poems.

Looks a lot like Out of Sight, maybe the devs got inspired by it?

It is not that he’s not fast, it is you who cannot fathom his divine speed.

> Can’t wait to crap my pants!

You know it is a Patricia Article when she list Depression Quest and How do you do it, as the best games.

you know it’s April Fools when Depression Quest makes a top ten.

Because Americans have terrible sense of humor. And anything that is out of the ordinary is confusing and disturbing.

"Realistically proportioned tall woman"

why was there a stripper working during the day?

The most recent online one is from Warhawk. My whole team died and I got stuck at a rooftop with a flag and all the warhawks trying to get me.

Do want to save money? You should get a Mastercard. Otherwise you should play pillars of eternity.

i once ESD'd my expensive motherboard. I felt so numb and despaired like I just murdered someone. I never was the same person ever again.

"accidentally"

He accidentally added sperm to the mix.

I just want them to add PS1 and PS2 PSN support.