I can do that.

I don’t even have the skill/patience to put on a phone screen protector, I can’t even imagine trying to do a whole car like this.

Doesn’t matter if it’s fast (it is).

Too heavy for what? For going 140 MPH at a track - nope. For going slow in, fast out when cornering - nope. For setting 911 S lap times are most road courses - nope. Super handling AWD makes heavyish cars dance around better than you would think. The weight is low and rear biased. It’s not going to be an issue. This…

Look at the weight of other AWD supercars with similar power. They aren’t much lighter.

How does the Skyline not count, but the rest do? It’s all the same thing. Underrated by the factory. There was no legal limit in Japan. It was part of the “Gentlemen’s agreement” that no Japanese cars would be rated over 300 HP.

Except for when they do... Did everyone forget about the Supra, 300ZX, Skyline, and RX-7? Doug Demuro wrote an article about taking his R32 Skyline to the dyno...

not to be mister oneupper but......

I think I saw you riding down to the government cheese handout line

Is that near the Audi Of Broken Dreams?

There’s at least one Beetle like this as well. I can’t imagine how happy I’d be if I saw a Beetle on the tarmac when my plane landed.

I have never seen that before. That’s hilarious.

Don’t know if it counts, but my first (technically second, but first road legal) car was slow. I was looking at all sorts of turbo kits, looking for tuners, etc. Found a “chip” on ebay, came with 3 stages, as fairly cheap ($20-40, don’t remember exactly) that claimed a few hp gain with a possible 1-2 mpg loss. Well,…

The worst mod I did was trading my brand new Accord for a 2007 M5 with 128,000 miles like Tavarish told me to! Now I’m bankrupt, divorced, ride a bike to work and live in a broken BMW down by the river!

In 2003, I “upgraded” the headlights on my car with Sylvania Silverstars. What the packaging failed to mention was that these bulbs had a useful life of about 6 months, so I ended up spending more money on headlight bulbs than the rest of the maintenance costs combined. As an added bonus, the driver’s side headlight…

Because my friend had an ‘88 Mazda 626, we were in high school, it was summer, we were bored, and it was on sale at Checker Auto Parts.

in 2000, I put a K&N air filter on my Ram.

They’d just cut holes in the floor and crawl out.

There’s TWO people in the world who think it’s a good idea to hack through an aero pan? We should get them in a ring and make them fight.

We had a tech fired at one of the dealers I worked for because he did the exact same thing.