Lol at deadspin and the moronic anti-Hinkie hot takes.

Kevin Draper Doesn’t Actually Know The Definition Of “Teach”

I am gonna expose myself to the ridicule and scorn of the Internet on this one, but come the fuck on, Dad. Your kid jumped onto the field at a professional sporting event, subjecting himself to injury, arrest, or worse. I know you want to be his friend, but you aren’t. You are his dad. He wrote his phone number on his…

This is fucking fabulous. I have never loved Deadspin more.

This is a real shrewd way to stick it to the bosses. Good on you guys, Deadspin.

Stopped clocks and all that.

You can shoot out of it. You can shoot pigs out of it.

At least go the college route and toss the guy that targets with his helmet.

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

“Goodell is a petulant child in every fucking way.”

Not only is he dumb, he completely lacks the curiosity or discipline to change it. He also probably thinks that whatever idea pops into his head is what “many people” think, because he’s Trump and everybody loves Trump. And when he learns something he didn’t know, he assumes that most people didn’t know that. If you…

Just before Operation Iraqi Freedom — so much Freedom! — an informal survey found two-thirds of Americans could not locate Iraq on an unmarked map. This is a nation we fought another war with only a decade prior, and a supermajority of US citizens couldn’t point to the country in question.

Empathy is key, but so is an innate ability to recognize absurdity in every day life. Right-wingers have a hard time with this because an understanding of absurdity would require them to re-evaluate the many absurd arguments that they try to pass off as sane.

When I want to learn about oppression, I consult the most attractive blonde girl I can find.

Aww fuck, who got Ann Coulter wet?

I never cared if he disagreed with the officials. I just don’t think it’s right that he disrespected the flag and those who died to protect his freedom.

A lot of, well.. every one of these “We tried it!” articles are just simply frying chicken in the batter. This piece from Slate suggests that The Colonel had used a pressure fryer since almost Day 1. This is the real secret ingredient to the recipe - not the proportions and spices themselves. The idea of the secret…

For decades, (largely, but not exclusively) the conservative movement in the U.S. has worked to infuse the notion of absolute blind loyalty to the military and country into (in place of) the concept of “patriotism.” They realized the political benefits to be had by fomenting outrage at anyone deemed insufficiently…

I’ll let the other fan know...

I spent every morning in high school going from my home room to the principal’s office for not reciting the Pledge of Allegiance. My argument was that any free country would not force me to swear allegiance every fucking day. Especially one that had been changed to recognize some “god” for giving me such freedom.…