I like that Ryan Lochte at gunpoint is basically Sifl & Olly incarnate.

All possession tells you is who (probably) completed more passes. And, yes, the Swedes were outshot, but they generally forced Brazil to take bad shots from distance.

I thought about mentioning Moses and his win streak/repeating, but my comment was already pretty long.

Nice try. No, really.

And after the race once his helmet was off, you could tell he looked nervous, like he knew he did something wrong, was waiting to get dinged for it, and (probably) lose the silver medal.

This is excellent.