STI’s power steering pump moans like a B list porn star.

Car designers need to take us bottom scraping fifteenth owners more seriously.

Something like that, yeah. Just ripped the plastic panel off, but also dented it a bit iirc.

LOL!!! we are 50 degrees colder. Tomorrow morning the temp is supposed to be -24F. This past weekend we had air temps of -30F... I am at the opposite end of the contiguous states (Northern MN), but still funny that Texas complains of 26 when they are 50 degrees warmer than me.

And in Houston, we drove to work with sunroof open, took kids to soccer late this afternoon, and then we removed the sheets from the plants because the crazy super-sub-freeze of 26 degrees is finally over. Four nights of frozen hell. Hell I say!

Jalopnik, where the commenters identify and discuss the cars as much as the ladies, sometimes far more...

WTF do you even call that? I mean besides “spectacular”.

Considering the weather in NYC lately, the answer is “soon” and “permanently”

Cause German-Japanese alliances always win.

Sounds dumb. You should skip it and go karting with your real internet pals, that you don’t have to pretend to like.

Cars that Hammond has wrecked to date:

Going with a Torch Level suggestion! :D

As my editors have expressly forbidden me from suggesting Jeeps, it’s time to just get weird and suggest something completely counter to pretty much all of your requirements. But it’s OK; trust me, this Trolley is exactly what you need.

An honorable mention, from me: https://www.hemmings.com/classifieds/dealer/porsche/928/1975259.html

I hope your winter beater is up to the task today.

I monitor this on my laptop. (And by “monitor,” I mean stare at it until we land.)

Cool except that on a long haul flight if you are taking away screens but not providing power sockets there’s gonna be a problem. I just did a 6.5 hr flight to Ireland on Norwegian, 737-max, no screens, no wifi. I’d cached some amazon and netflix for the ride, but my battery was not having a good time of it.