I’m not permitted to agree with you, because my whopping 215hp has been just right. What I would do with an extra 300 hp is probably get lots of speeding tickets.

I won’t disagree with you, just offer my newly revised point of view. I recently came to ownership of a large luxury sedan with 420 hp. That’s not as much as you’re talking about. However, this being a big car, it sure is nice having all those horses on the on ramp. Necessary? No. But highly desirable, and I…

Great! I love Australia!

*Slips into flame suit*

• Bring back the Nordschleife
  

Bring back the Nordschleife.

Please take all the stars from Rally Chicken, the future Dirt Queen. (It is so because I did the pose.)

#COTD or it’s all rigged....

Unlike the guy in the office, I can never get tired of this.

(announcer’s hushed voice)

The clutch was complicated enough, I can’t imagine diving into the inner workings of that engine. I do miss that car, though.

I don’t like car culture communities outside of Jalopnik.

You should know that I spent months getting my MINI working. And I still give you this gif.

I almost voted CP on this just for sake of it being a Toyota (bad experience).

Even as a warriors fan, I am compelled to give you a fucking star.

1. AC/DC - High Voltage

Regarding #4, would this much rice fix the car?