I like Patrick’s idea. It’s big, looks like a Cooper on ‘roids and has 3 frikin windshield wipers

I thought this was click bait for a second

God I want an mr2 now

We need women in f1. Stef should start the Porsche factory f1 team

Way off topic but Florida man is at it again

Fidget spinners were never cool

*dodges tomatoes

I finally have one. Let me tell you a tale of when my car was leading the entire race without falt. Until 3 hours left it broke and retired (don’t know the reason but I’m sure Porsche does) and a sister car went on to be one of two lmp1 cars in the top 10 (and if I’m correct one of two lmp1 cars to finish overall )

My trucks awful

It looks like an f-type coupe on stilts. I love it. Where do I sign up?

Ok you got me

Ok then. Lemme tell about a time when my car had starter issues then was disqualified from its third place overall( that’s a sorta breakdown, right)

Hope it looks better than Ronaldo’s statue

It’s still gonna break

Worst part is that it basically averages 103 every day in myrtle beach

Lemme tell you about the time an Aston Martin ran into me on the final lap at lemans and forced me to finish 3rd in class.

Well, it’s a fast Tiguan so I’d consider it the fastest

How many drinks did torchinski give you before you wrote this

He was tackled like every sack he has taken

More like atlas with face chopped off and sliding doors