You probably didn't watch the 2nd video, or read the transcript. The guy could have went another way. Bye 🤡

I blame our LACK of Disco and cocaine for the mess we’re in today.

Here’s my vote for worst font in the industry. I give you the automotive equivalent of a "No Fear" T shirt. 

Ahh, the old “My love doesn’t come in a box” number, this was a very subversive song at the time that most audiences didn’t catch. It was a different era.

Ah yes, the obscure Winkler rotary engine. I remember that it was known for problems with its Ayyyy-pex seals.

I love the 3 lug wheels? I like the minimalism.

ONE! ONLY ONE!??! Dammit, I was going to head down to my Fiat dealer to place an order tomorrow, because that thing is a DELIGHT!

So it’s a Cheap thing.

Every. Damn. Time.

Isn’t it nice when you can look at the headline and already know who wrote it without looking at the by-line?

I keep the cigarette lighter in my cars always with the “smoke” going up, so yeah, I would sell that Mini immediately.

You must have 7 kids, a repetitive job, chronic alergies, or something like that, which has clearly boiled the life essence out of you.

Practical Wedge:

What’s everyone looking at?

I don’t see any reason to air my personal laundry in a post about autos. Also little Amos Yoder is doing fine, not that you ever ask.

Yes ma’am.

I am John from the video! Just have to say how incredibly psyched I am to be featured on Jalopnik. Couldn’t have imagined a more creative way for that to happen....

This is my plan B life goal.  Shine on, Lady Camden.

Scatus Pack