Editor’s Note: I think a lot of the stars this got were sarcastic, but we’ll roll with it.

Editor’s Note: I think a lot of the stars this got were sarcastic, but we’ll roll with it.

This is kind of a pointless exercise if 80% of the jeans listed are various fits of Levi’s. It would be far more constructive to recommend five different brands of jeans and leave the individual style up to the readers. Now that four of the five options are from the same company this is really just asking people which…

This is kind of a pointless exercise if 80% of the jeans listed are various fits of Levi’s. It would be far more…

As always, Lifehacker knows what’s going on in my life. This month is “Money March” for me in getting all of my finances organized, but I don’t think I know a lot about personal finances. This is a perfect starting point. Thanks!

My spending weakness continues to be restaurants so I’m going to focus on that in March. Honestly, I’ve tried pretty much every strategy for cutting back and the method that works best is cash only, so I’ll be doing that.

The wedge is ideal, but the square puts function over form, which I respect lol

False: ordering extra sauce will not get you more cheese.

If I order a pizza and I’m not very hungry, I ask them to cut it into 4 slices so I don’t have to eat 8.

1. Life is Strange Chloe & Max

Two more things from a long time now former bartender:

Yes, tipping well is step number 1. Step 2: never ask for free/discounted stuff. Step 3: if they do hook you up, tip heavier than usual. Step 0: be cool.

I may just have to use that one! Thanks!

Thanks Rev. Moore - any thoughts on dancing?

Part 2 is etiquette for keeping a prostitute on a monthly retainer.

Remember kids: Never take more than you can handle, and always know your dealer.

Attempting deliberate eye contact while snapping your fingers to get the attention of wayward staff is also helpful. If accompanied by “boy” or “miss”, you will get immediate attention.

This.

Tug on the bartender’s shirt to get his attention. He’s probably busy goofing off on Facebook and will be grateful that you alerted him of your presence.

Also: Tip really well. You should tip well for good service anywhere, but if you plan on being a regular, tip nicely. Not only will it even out (if you’re getting those free drinks) but they’ll take care of you before other less regular customers and you won’t be known as the asshole regular. I’ve seen some folks who…

Norm!