Challenge accepted.

Auto erotica?

I used to make this dish on the grill. I named it Ru Paul chicken, because of the “tuck”, lol.

Man, you can’t let this go. You’re still wrong on eye placement. My kid was watching it the other day and thought of your post. Emotions come from the eyes. They need to be the central part of the face. You can’t feel the same immediate reaction to the car’s emotion if the eyes are in the lights. The windshield is a…

Theres a slider for that.

Jeff Luke wins the slider title, I believe--though a modest modification to, “Labial Levels” fits a bit better, in my humble opinion.

Ah, Conan, giving the would-be warriors of the world an opportunity to show the rest of the server what their dicks totally look like RL, honest.

...that said, this is pretty fucking funny.

Fahey, you delightful bastard. I spit my coffe out when I scrolled down to this...

Labia levels?

That final screenshot really caused me to reflect how strange it is that men have precious organs just dangling outside of our bodies.

lol

Does dale have a history of bigotry or racism? Seems like kind of a dick move to take a guy who did a very good thing and stood up against the ban and take a half-jab at him with “Wow, even this idiot is against the ban!”

In an article full of political divisiveness, at least one person is asking the important questions.

Dear Jalopnik,

I still don’t get how you have bananas and mayo in a sandwich and not retch before putting it to your lips, but at least, on this other topic, Jr. is making sense.

I’m always annoyed by it.... but I sure do like the Dew!

I give credit to Alabamians that they’d properly identify him as a Jerry or Kraut. Their racism skills are strong there.

I found the perfect car for you, Mr. Torchinsky!

I can't believe they pay you to write shit like this